The Beasthouse

Tips for the nineteenth-century predator, number one: though you may have difficulty remembering your plan, do NOT write your intentions in ...

After much debate, the Syndicate decided to order the assassination, "just in case he talks". It should be remembered that as a me...

Another example of twenty-first-century mores affecting nineteenth-century society. Since we now live in an age when we can freely travel be...

Tips for the nineteenth-century predator, number two: try using doors to escape the scene of the crime. The diagram shows you how. It could ...

The Athena Company later admitted that the poster "wasn't quite as successful as the one of the topless man holding the baby"....

The Mahatma's open address to the Muslim and Hindu clerics of India, 1946, with myself in attendance (third row, second left, in the dis...

The "Suicide Bustle": guaranteed to pass unnoticed through any airport metal detector, each skirt carries enough explosive to make...

The Syndicate's trade mission to Uganda, 1974 (with myself on the far left, in the distinctive devil-rabbit mask), during which it was m...

The climactic cat-fight from the final episode of Desperate Housewives , 2011. After being admitted into the ranks of the master-poisoners, ...

Though tiger-hunting is frowned upon in the twenty-first century, well-bred Victorian tigers would practice at being rugs while still in the...

I remain unclear as to what might be happening in this picture, as I was drunk when it was taken. Previously, I described my indoctrination ...

You can witness the full horror of the Congolese breeding experiment by typing "Um Bongo" into YouTube, or by imagining what it...

Sponsored by the Texas branch of the Angus steakhouse. I shall gloss over the latter part of my career in British intelligence [see Africa ]...